The police are taking me downtown for an interview and I didn't even apply for the job.#Downtown#Work#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Boss: Are you high? Me: [trying to photocopy a dog] are you a cop?#Animals#Work#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A cop pulled me over and said ''Papers...'' So I said, ''Scissors, I win!'' and drove off like a boss!#Work#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Someone stole all the toilets from the police station downtown. The cops have nothing to go on.#Downtown#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A gun and a bullet get into a heated argument Police still don't know who fired the first shot#Work#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp