Man in fatigues w SONY written on his forehead has handcuffed me&my sons to radiator & is forcing us to watch 8th Spider-Man reboot in 3 yrs

Spider-Man, hanging right in front of your face when you turn on the bathroom light.

what if Spider Man has to stop a crime in the countryside

If you held a gun to my head and forced me to choose Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man or Andrew Garfield's, I'd probably shit my pants.