Twitter takes me places I've never been before. Take oncoming traffic for example.

Friend's Fb post: In search of a coat hanger My comment: Are you pregnant or are you locked out of your car? I've been on Twitter too long

Hey people that twitter says are "similar to me", where do people like us put our car keys?!?!?!

Since twitter, I don't go from home to car to work to car to home I go from charger to charger to charger to charger to charger