Who called it confronting ur husband Stanley about flirty texts from a girl named Rebecca from a former soviet state and not Who'sbeckystan?

Obama goes to an elementary school to talk to the kids... Obama goes to an elementary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and Obama asks him his name. "" Stanley ,"" responds the little boy. ""And what is your question, Stanley ?"" ""I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of Congress? Second, why are you President when John McCain got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama…

The missionaries with Fruit. Three missionaries were caught by a tribe of cannibals and told they had to pass an initiation test or it would be into the pot for dinner. The chief told them to gather an armful of fruit and return. The first missionary returned with an arm full of apples. Right said the chief they will now be shoved up your bum. Any sign of emotion and in the pot. For the first few apples he remained still but on the fourth apple he grimaced and was thrown in the pot. The second g…

My name's Stanley, but my friends call me Stan... So no one calls me Stan