Andy & Sally An Elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they had shared where Andy had carved 'I love you Sally!' On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, and not …

First Date Years back, before electronic car door locks, there were two brothers, Andy and Oby. Andy was 4 years older than 16 year old Oby. Oby had never been on a date and wanted to take out a girl he had met. So...he asked Andy for advice. ""I want to take this girl out for a walk and I just don't know what to do or say"" Andy told him ""It's easy. Just compliment her and everything will fall into place"". ""What do you mean"" asked Oby. Andy told him to compliment her on her hair ""your hair…

No one believes seniors... everyone thinks they are senile. An Elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved ""I love you, Sally."" On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at the…

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been going about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are you Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not going to check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a…