wife on facebook: homework with 9, he's doing so well! wife to me: it took him 8 tries to spell cake. CAKE. grab some wine on your way home

Girl confesses she met a guy online and asks for her dads blessings. Girl: Dad! I am in love with a boy who lives far away from me. I am in the United States and he lives in the United Kingdom. We met on a dating website, became good friends on FaceBook, had long chats on WhatsApp, he proposed to me on Skype, and now two months of relationship through Viber, I need your blessings and good wishes. Dad: You know we are in the days of technology, where things are now done electronically so I think …

I'd like to go back in time, to when I said ""When I grow up, I wanna go to college, be an engineer or an Astronaut or a successful lawyer"" and change it to: ""When I grow up, I wanna barely graduate high school, start drinking and womanizing, get a factory job, get married, have two kids, get divorced and become addicted to something called Facebook."" Just imagine the sense of accomplishment I would have right now.

Pappu Funny Jokes in Hindi: जीवन (Life) में खुश होने के लिए हंसना (Laugh) बेहद जरूरी है। दुख या बुरे वक्त से निकलने के लिए हंसना एक दवाई (Medicine) का काम करता है। हंसने से इंसान स्वस्थ्य रहता है और उसे किसी तरह की कोई बीमारी भी नहीं होती है। हंसने के लिए आमतौर पर लोग जोक्स (Jokes) का सहारा लेते हैं। दरअसल इन जोक्स (Chutkale) को पढ़ने के बाद आप अपनी हंसी नहीं रोक पाते हैं और हंसने लगते हैं। आज इसी को लेकर हम आपसे पप्पू वाले जोक्स (Pappu Jokes) शेयर करने जा रहे हैं, जिन्हें पढ़ने के बाद आपका पेट …