I'd like to go back in time, to when I said ""When I grow up, I wanna go to college, be an engineer or an Astronaut or a successful lawyer"" and change it to: ""When I grow up, I wanna barely graduate high school, start drinking and womanizing, get a factory job, get married, have two kids, get divorced and become addicted to something called Facebook."" Just imagine the sense of accomplishment I would have right now.