Divorced Virgin *^A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands.** On their wedding night, she told her new husband, ""*Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin.*"" ""What?"" said the puzzled groom. ""How can that be if you've been married five times?"" ""*Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be*. *Husband 2 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.* *Husband 3 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.* *Husband 4 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.* *Husband 5 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!*"" ""Good,"" said the new husband, ""but, why?"" ""*You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!*""