Dentist pulled the wife's tooth, she cried. Dentist told her not to put anything hard in her mouth, I cried.#Marriage#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
THERAPIST: what's the problem? WIFE: he replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise#Marriage#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
DOCTOR: If you don't exercise, there's really no point in dieting. ME: I can't wait to tell my wife the good news.#Marriage#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Therapist: what's upsetting you? Wife: he's always using common phrases incorrectly Me: cry me a table, Linda#Marriage#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[hospital] DOCTOR: Your wife signed a DNR ME: I'm here for a sprained ankle DOCTOR: She insisted#Marriage#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp