[hospital] DOCTOR: Your wife signed a DNR ME: I'm here for a sprained ankle DOCTOR: She insisted#Marriage#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
THERAPIST: what's the problem? WIFE: he replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise#Marriage#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
DOCTOR: If you don't exercise, there's really no point in dieting. ME: I can't wait to tell my wife the good news.#Marriage#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Therapist: what's upsetting you? Wife: he's always using common phrases incorrectly Me: cry me a table, Linda#Marriage#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Wife: how was the doctor? Me: bad I'm dying Wife: I know, how was the doctor?#Marriage#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp