😄 [presidents 2km race - finish line] OBAMA (checks stopwatch): just under 10 mins, did I beat the rec...

[presidents 2km race - finish line] OBAMA (checks stopwatch): just under 10 mins, did I beat the record? CLINTON: no, Bush did 9:11

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