😄 "Of course you can trust me. Look, I'll prove it. Close your eyes and fall backwards. I'll catch you...

"Of course you can trust me. Look, I'll prove it. Close your eyes and fall backwards. I'll catch you." *Bing! Twitter notification!* Thud.

Joke ID: 01KKTNKWZ8M3NQCEBTH1Z69YC6

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