Nothing says "I'm a shitty parent but at least I'm rich" like giving your 2 year old an iPad.#Rich#Money#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm dreaming of getting rich like my father. Wow your dad must be a rich man. No, he too is dreaming of getting rich.#Rich#Money#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Daughter: Daddy, why is the moon following us around? Me: I probably owe it money like everyone else on the planet#Money#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"What's your name?" "Who's your daddy?" "Is he rich like me?" These "reset your password" questions are getting kind of weird.#Rich#Money#Parents0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
SON: I need lunch money. DAD: Get a job. SON: I'm in 5th grade- DAD: All I'm hearin' is excuses.#Money#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp