At Walmart checkout other day:Cashier: "you have a dog?" Scanning dog food.Hubz: No, our kid needs the protein.

One of my favorite things about Walmart: the impulse buy is no longer a breathmint, it's an entire rotisserie chicken.

Good to know that if they ever release a lion in Walmart you only have to run faster than the fat lady with the zebra print pants on.

Poor Cat So where i live we have a neighborhood cat. His name is Jimmy. One Sunday morning my dad was mowing the lawn and was in a pretty angry mood due to my mom's crazy chore list. So as he was cutting the lawn near the bushes he hears a loud MEEEOOOOWW. I myself was shooting hoops in my driveway when i heard Jimmy yelp. I ran over to find my dad holding the tailless cat. I ran inside to grab a towel and off we go to the closet vet's. But it being Sunday morning they were closed. Off we go spe…