It's exhausting typing "NO ONE GIVES A SHIT" to all your friends' baby pics on Facebook.#Facebook#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*Comments on Facebook picture* "That headband your baby is wearing really accentuates her baldness."#Facebook#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Take it easy, guy who posts 10,000 pics of his baby on Facebook. We get it already. You got laid once.#Facebook#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My wife didn't post an essay thanking our kids for making her a mom on Facebook and now child services is on the way.#Facebook#Marriage#Kids#Parents+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp