*Comments on Facebook picture* "That headband your baby is wearing really accentuates her baldness."

Take it easy, guy who posts 10,000 pics of his baby on Facebook. We get it already. You got laid once.

My wife didn't post an essay thanking our kids for making her a mom on Facebook and now child services is on the way.

A fun thing to do is go to the Facebook page of someone you've never met and "like" hundreds of photos of their baby.