It's exhausting typing "NO ONE GIVES A SHIT" to all your friends' baby pics on Facebook.

*Comments on Facebook picture* "That headband your baby is wearing really accentuates her baldness."

My wife didn't post an essay thanking our kids for making her a mom on Facebook and now child services is on the way.

A fun thing to do is go to the Facebook page of someone you've never met and "like" hundreds of photos of their baby.