what if all your eggs hatched and when u opened the fridge a dozen baby chicks were staring up at u like u were their mom

Daddy can u get me a drink? "No, you're 5yo you can get your own drink" Fine *goes to fridge "While you're there can you grab me a beer?"

For starters, you drew your mom the same size as the house. Good enough for the fridge? I don't even want it in my garbage.

Your Parents divorced because your Dad didn't want to put your talentless paintings on the fridge.