Your Parents divorced because your Dad didn't want to put your talentless paintings on the fridge.#Fridge#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we'll have him tomorrow.#Fridge#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 18. "No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 28.#Dating#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Looking for a nice, wholesome girl I can bring home to mom. She only dates nice, wholesome girls#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp