what if all your eggs hatched and when u opened the fridge a dozen baby chicks were staring up at u like u were their mom

Daddy can u get me a drink? "No, you're 5yo you can get your own drink" Fine *goes to fridge "While you're there can you grab me a beer?"

my signature move is yelling "where in the fridge?!" and "i don't see it!" until my mom comes and finds the applesauce for me

Your Parents divorced because your Dad didn't want to put your talentless paintings on the fridge.