Mitt Romney has decided not to run for president. In other news, I have decided not to become a billionaire or play in the NBA.

If Mitt Romney was president, we'd blame everything on him. "Damn why is it so cold outside? It wasn't this cold when Obama was president."

Mitt Romney Runs for president.

Obama has suspended fund raising activities In light of Mitt Romney's recent statements to the press, President Obama has decided to let Mitt Romney do his campaigning for him.