What is cold? (note: to get the temperature into Fahrenheit: multiply by 9, divide by 5, then add 32) +10C The inhabitants of Helsinki (Finland) turn off their heating. The Laps (inhabitants of Lapland) plant flowers. +5C The Laps take a sun-bath (if the sun gets over the horizon) +2C Italian cars won't start. 0C Pure water freezes. -1C Exhaled air becomes visible. Time to book some holidays around the Mediterranean. The Laps eat ice-cream & drink cold beer. -4C The cat wants to share my duv…

A rice cake and a soccer ball go to the beach... The rice cake decides to go for a swim while his friend sunbathes for a bit. The rice cake swims around and eventually joins his friend on the shore. The soccer ball looks at the rice cake and says ""Hey you're wet, you should dry off!"" to which the rice cake complies. He takes off the towel after a few minutes which causes the soccer ball to again state ""Hey really man you need to dry off"" to which the minorly annoyed rice cake agrees to do. A…

A little boy and a little girl were walking home from school... The little boy says to the little girl, ""This weekend, my dad's gonna take me to ride a horse!"" The little girl says, ""Oh, I have my own pony."" They walk a little further. The little boy again pipes up, ""Next weekend, my dad's taking me to a baseball game!"" The little girl replies, ""My uncle plays major league baseball."" The boy scowls as they continue to walking. Finally in frustration, the little boy pulls down his pants a…

My favorite joke my mom told me from my childhood. - A kindergarten teachers birthday. A kindergarten teacher is having her birthday and three of her students decided to bring her a gift. The first students was little Timmy and his dad owned a Candy Store. Timmy walked up to his teacher and handed her a nice little gift wrapped box. The teacher thanked the student and told him, she wanted to see if she could guess what was in the box. The little boy excitedly agreed and after about twenty second…