An oldie I heard in elementary school Little Johnny has just started kindergarten and doesn't know the alphabet. As things usually happen, the teacher asks Johnny to recite the alphabet. He tells her that he does not know the alphabet, so she tells him to go home and ask his parents to help him learn it. After school, he runs up the driveway and into the kitchen, where his mom is on the phone with a friend. As he runs in, he yells out ""MOM, WHAT'S THE ALPHABET?"" Being the wonderful mother that…

A jobless man applied for the job of ""sweeper"" at Microsoft. The HR interviewed him.. Then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. ""You are Appointed"" he said. ""Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the forms to fill in"". The man replied ""But I don't have a computer, neither an email."" ""I'm sorry"", said the HR manager... ""If you don't have an email, that means u do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."" The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what …

What most job descriptions really mean: ""the ability to learn new things"" - you'll need this ability to learn how to pull salary for two months, how to make food economy, etc. ""young team"" - we can not afford than students ; ""young and dynamic environment"" - we change students each year; ""with the desire for self-improvement daily"" - 8 hours to work today, tomorrow 8.5h, after tomorrow 9h, after 6 months 16h, etc. ; ""junior entry level"" - we write this in the title to be clear how we p…

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If it just sits in your room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your phone, takes your money, and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place, you either married it or gave birth to it.