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What most job descriptions really mean: ""the ability to learn new things"" - you'll need this ability to learn how to pull salary for two months, how to make food economy, etc. ""young team"" - we can not afford than students ; ""young and dynamic environment"" - we change students each year; ""with the desire for self-improvement daily"" - 8 hours to work today, tomorrow 8.5h, after tomorrow 9h, after 6 months 16h, etc. ; ""junior entry level"" - we write this in the title to be clear how we pay. Now comes the requirements ; ""competitive environment"" - colleagues who dig you; ""motivating salary"" - constantly motivates you to seek something else ; ""work phone"" - we must have a way to call you on Saturday ; ""creativity"" - you'll be doing work for others as well ; ""good working standards"" - seat with backrest ; ""flexible program"" - can prolong anytime ; ""growing company"" - means that we will pay you bad at beginning, until we rise ; ""the person with ability to work independently"" - as I said, you have to work at home also ; ""sense of humor"" - especially on payday .

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