There better be a martial arts tournament in Australia called Mortal Wombat#Australia#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
FRIEND: Australia has 9 of the 10 world's deadliest snakes ME: OMG ONE ESCAPED?!#Australia#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My ex gf came from the land down under, no not Australia, Hell.#Australia#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
me: could my thighs get any bigger? *sits down* me: oh look now they're the size of Australia#Australia#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp