me: could my thighs get any bigger? *sits down* me: oh look now they're the size of Australia#Australia#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
FRIEND: Australia has 9 of the 10 world's deadliest snakes ME: OMG ONE ESCAPED?!#Australia#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My ex gf came from the land down under, no not Australia, Hell.#Australia#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If the US admits that Trump's presidential campaign is a hoax then Australia will come clean about the platypus.#Australia#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp