The raw footage of SPACE JAM is mostly just Michael Jordan running around and talking to no one in an empty gym.

Sure the Michael Jordan underpants are good, but a lot of it is Scotty Pippen. He defends the balls.

I received a basketball in the mail from Amazon. I haven't played basketball in 20 years but apparently drunk me thinks I'm Michael Jordan.

Kanye West says he's the Michael Jordan of music. If he's talking about the time when Michael Jordan was playing baseball, I totally agree.