When I was in 3rd grade my teacher smoking in the classroom told us not to tell well I'm telling you now

[high school] Teacher: do u have your homework? Ryan Lochte: I was murdered last night

For parents, college is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back.

twitter has a very "high school class where the teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes" vibe