Definitions from The College Dictionary Cafeteria: From 2 Latin words, ""cafe"" meaning place to eat and ""teria"" meaning to wretch. Major: Area of study that no longer interest you. Student Athlete: See ""contraction in terms."" Grade: Unrealistic and limited measure of academic accomplishment. Summer School: A viable alternative to a summer job. Quarter: The most coveted form of currency on campus. Hunger: Condition produced by five minutes of continuous studying.