[Updates Christian Mingle bio] "Just like Moses, I pay attention to the bush first" "You have 999 new matches"

If Steve Jobs can do that to the iPhone, think what he could do to Verne Troyer.

Now that Steve Jobs is gone we'll never ever know why c**t autocorrects to Cynthia. WHO WAS CYNTHIA?!?

*Moses opens tablet* You have TEN unread commandments.