Of course I don't put Christmas presents under the tree for the CAT! That's just silly. She gets a stocking.#Cat#Animals#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How early do I need to start thawing the cat for Thanksgiving?#Animals#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Can't believe it's the Chinese New Year. I'm still writing Rabbit on all of my checks.#Animals#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Words I thought I would never have to yell from the kitchen into the living room: "DON'T GIVE THE CAT SCOTCH!"#Cat#Animals#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
MY PARENTS ARE OUT OF TOWN SO I CAN FINALLY WINK AT THE CAT AS MUCH AS I WANT#Cat#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp