The longest joke in the world From: http://longestjokeintheworld.com/ So, there's a man crawling through the desert. He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no…

[NSFW] Let's start a horrible joke thread. This thread is for dirty jokes, racist jokes, dead baby jokes, anything you've got. I want your best, reddit. I'll start (sorry if you've heard some of these): How do you fit 100 Jews into 1 car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 96 in the ashtray. What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven. What do you call 100 black men buried up to their neck in dirt? Afro turf. What's the difference between a b…

Stop me if you've heard this one before. Jim was suspicious that his wife had been cheating on him. He took off from work early to see if he could catch her in the act. Driving up to his apartment Jim caught a glimpse through an open window of a strange man walking around in his dining room. Now convinced his wife has been unfaithful, Jim stormed into the building and raced up the stairs. Fumbling with his keys at first, Jim burst through the door to find his wife standing in the hallway covered…

A man's car breaks down in a blizzard - the key to life John Jonson was making the yearly 400-mile-long trip to his relatives when snow began to fall. Small flakes, each intricate and delicate quickly turned to heavy gusts of snow. It didn't take long before John's vision was obscured and his car, to his dismay, began to cough and splutter. John, with his lack of mechanical knowledge, felt helplessly alone and scared. A man of 34, wife, kids, nice car, he never could have imagined he would die o…