skunk date A man and his wife were on the way to a restaurant one night the husband ran over a mother skunk and she sprayed everywhere even on her baby. The wife is upset and tells her husband to turn around and get the baby skunk because it will surely die because it was freezing out. so he turns around and she gets out of the car and picks the baby skunk up and wraps it up in her jacket and then gets back in the car. They drive a mile or so down the road and the wife says honey this baby is st…

Dead-Baby Jokes What is funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume. What is the difference between a baby and a onion? No one cries when you chop up the baby. What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon. What is the difference between a baby and a dart-board? Dart-boards don't bleed. What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar? About 500 calories. Why did the family take the dead baby al…

The boy who liked tractors *(Sorry for any typos, I'm French!)* Once there was a little boy. For his 2nd birthday he was given a little tractor with pedals. He loved it so much that he started being obsessed with tractors. By his fourth birthday, he already had 30 tractors of different sizes and colours. As soon as he learnt how to read, he started filling his shelves in his bedroom with books about tractors. Harry Ferguson was his hero. He knew everything about his life and the tractors he inve…

dbj's What is funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume. What is the difference between a baby and a onion? No one cries when you chop up the baby. What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon. What is the difference between a baby and a dart-board? Dart-boards don't bleed. What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar? About 500 calories. Why did the family take the dead baby along on the…