And then one day you realize you're older and fatter than old fat Elvis.#Elvis#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The best advice my parents ever gave me was not to push too hard because that's how Elvis died.#Elvis#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The milk in my fridge is so old it thinks Elvis Presley's dancing is inappropriate.#Elvis#Fridge#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My pet mouse ""Elvis"" died yesterday... He was caught in a trap.#Elvis#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common? They all died in Tennessee#Elvis#Houston#Tennessee#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp