-Houston, do you copy? -Houston, do you copy? -God damn it, Houston! -God damn it, Houston!

I like messing with Texas by calling random numbers in Houston and telling them I have a problem.

Just saw a snake slither through my backyard, so if anyone wants a house in Houston, it's yours.

We don't have wifi in Tennessee. I just pray my tweets into my phone and let Him (#Christ) do the rest.