A black kid and a white kid ..... ...were debating about who's father is the coolest. The black kid says: ""My daddy is the coolest, he got expensive cars, a lot of money in the bank, and a girlfriend on the side"" The white kid replies: ""My daddy is cooler because he eats light bulbs."" The black kid asked: ""Whatcha' mean your daddy eats light bulbs?"" The white kid replies: ""One night before bed I over heard my daddy tell my mommy ""Turn off the light honey, I think I'm gonna eat it""

Eddy and his crush Eddy was just a regular guy. Except for the fact that he was an only child and the fact that his billionaire father was breathing his last. Since Eddy was a soon to be billionaire it only made sense that he should have a woman to share his riches with. Eddy approached his childhood crush. ""Hey Sandra, I may look like a regular guy, but I'm soon gonna be a billionaire! Do you wanna come home with me?"" ""Sure thing"" Sandra replied, ""I would love to come home with you."" And …

A young potato out on the town A young bachelor potato decides he wants a night out on the town. He hops in the shower and gets nice and clean, puts on some nice cologne, shaves off all those little hairs and puts on his best jacket. He decides to head down to a local bar for a drink and see where the night goes. As he orders his drink, he spied a juicy plump red tomato, just sitting alone at the end of the bar. Plucking up his courage, he goes to talk to her and offers her a drink. She accepts,…

A young potato's night out A young bachelor potato decides he wants a night out on the town. He hops in the shower and gets nice and clean, puts on some nice cologne, shaves off all those little hairs and puts on his best jacket. He decides to head down to a local bar for a drink and see where the night goes. As he orders his drink, he spied a juicy plump red tomato, just sitting alone at the end of the bar. Plucking up his courage, he goes to talk to her and offers her a drink. She accepts, and…