A black kid and a white kid ..... ...were debating about who's father is the coolest. The black kid says: ""My daddy is the coolest, he got expensive cars, a lot of money in the bank, and a girlfriend on the side"" The white kid replies: ""My daddy is cooler because he eats light bulbs."" The black kid asked: ""Whatcha' mean your daddy eats light bulbs?"" The white kid replies: ""One night before bed I over heard my daddy tell my mommy ""Turn off the light honey, I think I'm gonna eat it""