The good news is, Tony Abbott says Australia may have spotted two pieces of the plane. The bad news is, Tony Abbott says a lot of things.

in australia we call her kilometrey cyrus

FRIEND: Australia has 9 of the 10 world's deadliest snakes ME: OMG ONE ESCAPED?!

It's weird that America has never had a bald eagle president but Australia has had several kangaroo prime ministers (I assume).