Ouija boards are officially obsolete, now that the dead can read messages addressed to them on Facebook.

Instagram: My life is a party. Snapchat: My life is a quirky tv show Facebook: My life turned out great! Twitter: We're all going to die.

Facebook timelines are just a step by step account of your march toward death.

I've just seen a girl post a selfie with her dead grandma on facebook and thousands have commented "rip". Stop the internet, I wanna get off