Ouija boards are officially obsolete, now that the dead can read messages addressed to them on Facebook.

To be honest, I'm not going to be completely happy until Facebook implements a 'I Wish You Were Dead' button.

Hey, Facebook. Dead people can't read your RIP shoutouts, because death.

When I'm about to die and my life flashes before my eyes I'm worried that a lot of it will just be Facebook and TV.