Frank get's hit by a bus... Frank get's hit by a bus. He goes to heaven and meets St. Peter at the gate. He says to Peter: 'I know I'm dead, but I want to see my wife and children one last time!' Peter says:'Okay, but I can't send you back as a human, you'll have to go back as a spider. Also you have to go down from right here at the gates of heaven by your own spun thread.' Because Frank really wanted to see his wife and children again he aggrees and is transformed in a spider. He start to spin…

[Long] Two best friends reunite... Dan, a former alcoholic gets a random call from his best friend from college, Bobby. ""Dan, I'm in town! We haven't seen each other in a minute. Meet me at the bar in an hour."" Dan tells his wife he is going to meet Bobby, and is warned not to drink any alcohol because of their previous relationship problems involving his alcoholism. Bobby and Dan hit it off like old times. They begin slamming shots, shooting pool and partying as hard as they did in college. I…

Honeymoon So, this woman is getting married the next day. However, her fiance thinks she's a virgin and she's not quite sure what to do. She goes to her Doctor and says ""Doc, my fiance thinks i'm a virgin and we're getting married tomorrow. What do I do?."". Well, says the Doc. You put a rubber band around your thigh and right as he puts it in you snap it!. If he asks what that was just tell him ""that was your virginity snappin"".......She says ok and leaves. The following evening after the ce…

The Old Jew. One day an old jewish man, after many years of work running a small dime store, is eventually about to die. Before he passes away all his family is gathered around his deathbed. Slowly he asks : ""Are you here, my wife, Ahouva ?"". ""Yes I am."" his wife answered. ""Are you here my elder son, Abraham ?"" The old man continued. ""Yes I am, father."" his son replied. ""Are you here, Adiel ?"" ""Yes I am, father"" The younger child replied. ""Is Lavi here ?"" ""Yes he is"" one replied.…