I'm pretty sure that if Walt Disney watched Disney Channel today, he would cry.

How to make a Disney Pixar film: 1. Take something that doesn't talk 2. Make it talk

[at dave's who has like 9 dogs] me: "what d'you call a fly with no wings" dave: "keith dont" me: "a WALK!" [drowns in a tidal wave of dogs]

Disney couldn't handle my awesome script. Kylo Ren was Rey's father. Finn was her brother. Chewbacca was her cousin twice removed.