The year is 2027. Voice to text is flawless. A young child points at a bird and says, "Duck". His mother slaps him.

It's like Maury doesn't even care who the real father of my kitten is.

"Is Phil coming tonight?" "Phil Smith or Phil that has the eyesight of a bird?" *suddenly a man runs face first into the sliding glass door*

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner? Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!