He died doing what he loved: meeting people on Craigslist to buy furniture.#Craigslist#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I found a very lucrative deal on the firearms section on Craigslist. A French MAS36 rifle. Never fired, dropped once.#Craigslist#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced.#Twitter#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Boss: You're fired Me: No YOU'RE fired Boss: No Me: Yeah Boss: *starts sweating*#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp