A man goes into a fancy restaurant When he gets to his table he sees that they have gold plate and says ""wow this restaurant has gold plates how fancy."" Then he sees that they also have gold silverware and says ""Wow they also have gold silverware how fancy."" After that he goes to the bathroom and sees they also have gold toilets and says ""Holy moly they have golden toilets that's super fancy."" So he finishes his meal and goes home but at home he remembers that he left his hat there. So he …

A guy walks into a bar, takes off his hat and places it onto the counter. A duck jumps out. The bartender asks, ""Can I help you, sir?"" The guy orders a shot. The bartender asks the guy if his duck friend wants anything, and the duck says, ""I'll have a Bloody Mary."" ""Oh! You're a talking duck!"" the bartender says. ""What's your name?"" ""Houie,"" the duck says. The bartender gets him a drink on the house then asks him how his day went. The duck says, ""It went great. I've been in and out of…

A man walks into a bar and starts talking to three ducks... He says to the first duck, ""Hey, little guy! How's your day been? The response comes ""Hi! I'm Hughie and I'm great! I've been in and out of puddles all day!"" The man talks to the second duck. ""And how are you doing?"" ""Hi! I'm Dewey and I'm doing fantastic! I've been in and out of puddles all day!"" The man turns to the third duck and says, ""Haha, so you must be Louie! How are-"" The third duck gloomly interrupts and says ""No, I'…

If The Jungle Book were written by George R.R. Martin... Bagheera would have died saving Mowgli from the snake, Kaa. Mowgli would have fallen while fetching honey for Baloo and become paralyzed. Kaa would have been beheaded by a bitter rival from House Anaconda. Raksha, sending her cubs to seek refuge in the jungle, dies at the hands (paws) of Shere Khan. Baloo would have valiantly defended Mowgli from Louie, earning the viewer's devout love, only to be later betrayed by the Wolf Pack, lying in …