😄 Last year I ate out alone on Valentine's Day. To avoid embarrassment, I yacked the whole time with a...

I wonder what Cannibals & Aztecs would say, watching civilized people eat symbolic hearts of loved ones on Valentine's Day.

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I asked when my gym membership was up and the dude said "day before Valentine's Day" like I'm some genius who knows when Valentine's Day is.

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My mother has now been sending me a Valentine's card for 28 years. She's persistent but I'm not interested.

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For Valentine's Day my GF upped my life insurance policy. Unrelated, anyone know why there's a ticking sound coming from underneath my car?

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