If I were Obama, I'd totally lead with "My fellow Americans, the situation looks popeless." #SOTU#Obama#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Jay Z and Beyonce had a 4 million dollar dinner with Obama.... Wtf did they eat? Fresh dinosaur?#Jay#Beyonce#Obama#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"more like president PAJAMA" *obama jumps into pj's, congress full of 12 year olds is pleased*#Obama#Politics#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp