Me: My son totaled another car. Progressive: I see that you insure 3 teen sons? M: yes P: *covers phone* HEY GUYS, WE'RE GOING TO ARUBA!

Yet again my date made me get out of his car before we'd even had dinner. Uber is the worst dating app ever.

*goes to get phone out of car *sees car has been stolen *finds phone in back pocket OH THANK GOD

STATUS: Using the flashlight on my phone to look for the keys that are in my hand so I can open my car cuz I think I left my phone in there.