Me: My son totaled another car. Progressive: I see that you insure 3 teen sons? M: yes P: *covers phone* HEY GUYS, WE'RE GOING TO ARUBA!

Yet again my date made me get out of his car before we'd even had dinner. Uber is the worst dating app ever.

*goes to get phone out of car *sees car has been stolen *finds phone in back pocket OH THANK GOD

Your car won't start? Have you tried getting out of it and then getting back into it again? That usually works for my computer.