My car is equipped with the best anti-theft device in Florida. I call it "No air conditioning".

Honk if you love Jesus Got a letter from Grandma the other day. She writes... The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a ""Honk if you love Jesus"" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just…

A young guy from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big ""everything under one roof"" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, ""Do you have any sales experience?"" The kid says, ""Yeah. I was a salesman back in Omaha."" Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. ""You start tomorrow."" I'll come down after we close and see how you did."" His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. ""How many customers bo…

Multijokes: How many Jews can you fit in a family car. Standard Answ**e**r: Three in the back, two in the front and six-million in the ashtray. Follow-Up Answ**e**r: Three in the back, two in the front and none anywhere else because the Holocaust never happened. Alternate Answ**e**r: Three in the back, two in the front and a family of eight hiding under the roof-rack. Efficient Answ**e**r: Not enough, we'll need to use trains. Anti-Joke Answ**e**r: Please tell me, myself and some Jewish friends …